Goodfellas - Purgatory XXIII

When Your Ex-Bestie Becomes Your Life Coach! 👫✨

Picture this: you're casually strolling through Purgatory's weight-loss clinic when suddenly you bump into your old drinking buddy—except now he's gone full spiritual makeover mode! 😱 Welcome to Dante's most awkward reunion yet, where Forese Donati has traded Florence's finest restaurants for the ultimate cleanse program. This guy went from party animal to holy saint faster than you can say "medieval meal prep"!

But here's the real tea ☕: behind Forese's glow-up is his wife Nella, whose prayers have been working overtime like a spiritual personal trainer! Talk about relationship goals that transcend death itself! Meanwhile, Forese's dropping prophecies about his own brother's doom like he's reading tomorrow's gossip column. Nothing says family dinner conversation quite like predicting your sibling's violent demise! 💀

The plot thickens when poet Bonagiunta crashes the party, basically asking Dante to explain his revolutionary "stil novo" poetry like he's the medieval equivalent of asking Shakespeare to break down his writing process! 🎭 Turns out even in Purgatory, literary criticism is alive and well. The ultimate lesson? Sometimes your wildest friends make the best spiritual advisors—they know exactly where you've been and can guide you to where you need to go! 🚀

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