Freedom to the limit - Purgatory XXII

When Your Diet Coach is an Angel! 🍎✨

Just when you thought Purgatory couldn't get any lighter, Dante gets another spiritual makeover as an angel erases his fifth P—now he's practically floating up the mountain! 😇 But hold up, because suddenly our boy is PARCHED, experiencing the ultimate spiritual thirst that no amount of medieval Gatorade can fix! Meanwhile, Statius drops the ultimate plot twist: he became Christian after reading Virgil's poetry, proving that sometimes the best evangelism happens through really good literature! 📚

Welcome to the sixth terrace where the gluttons are getting the world's most extreme makeover—we're talking supermodel-level skinny, but make it spiritual! 💀 These souls are so emaciated they look like walking skeletons, yet they're singing praise songs while staring longingly at an upside-down tree that's basically Heaven's version of a "look but don't touch" buffet! The tree whispers examples of perfect portion control: from Jesus turning water into wine (but responsibly!), to Roman ladies choosing H2O over vino, to Daniel going full health-guru and refusing the king's rich foods! 🍷

Plot twist of the century: Dante bumps into his old poetry buddy Forese Donati, who's been transformed from medieval party animal to spiritual fitness model! 🎭 Gone are the days of their playful poetic roasts—now they're having deep conversations about purification while Forese shows off his new ghost-diet results. It's the ultimate glow-up story, proving that even your wildest friends can find their zen! Talk about friendship goals that transcend realms!

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