Fraudulent money - Hell XVII

Fraud Has a Pretty Face, But Wait 'Til You See Its Tail! 🦂💼

Welcome to the ultimate medieval trust fall challenge—riding bareback on Fraud itself! 🎢 Meet Geryon, Hell's most unsettling Uber driver: human face with customer service smile, rainbow snake body (fraud comes in all colors!), and surprise scorpion tail for that five-star sting experience! 🌈 This living PowerPoint on deception perfectly illustrates why you should always read the terms and conditions—what looks trustworthy up front hides something nasty in the fine print!

While Virgil negotiates their ride, Dante takes a detour to visit the VIP section of usurers—medieval loan sharks who traded their humanity for high interest rates! 💰 These financiers sit on burning sand wearing designer money bags around their necks, eternally flexing their family crests instead of their faces. Talk about brand loyalty gone wrong! Who needs identity when you've got a luxury pouch? 👜 Dante basically invented the "tell me you're obsessed with money without telling me you're obsessed with money" challenge!

Buckle up for the most terrifying roller coaster in the afterlife as our poets hop on Fraud Airlines for their descent! ✈️ Poor Dante grips Virgil tighter than a toddler on their first merry-go-round, feeling like Icarus without the cool wax wings! 😱 As they spiral down in wide, nauseating loops, remember—sometimes the only way forward in life is through your fears, especially when your ride shares DNA with both snakes AND scorpions! #DivineComedy #LifeLessons #FraudAirlines