... for love - Purgatory XXX

The Ultimate Breakup Scene That'll Make You Cry! 💔😭

Hold onto your tissues because Dante's about to experience the most brutal "we need to talk" moment in literary history! 🎭 Just when our boy thinks he's made it to the finish line of spiritual enlightenment, Beatrice shows up looking absolutely divine in her theological virtue couture (white, red, and green—because even in the afterlife, color coordination matters!) and proceeds to DRAG him harder than a medieval Twitter roast! 🔥

But wait, there's more drama! Dante turns to his emotional support poet Virgil for comfort, only to discover his bestie has ghosted him at the worst possible moment! 👻 Talk about abandonment issues! Meanwhile, Beatrice is out here calling Dante by his actual name (the ONLY time in the entire Comedy—imagine the audacity!) while serving him a reality check so harsh that even the angels are like "Girl, maybe dial it back a notch?" 😬

The real tea? This is basically medieval therapy where your ex shows up to tell you exactly how you've been living your life wrong since she died! 💅 Beatrice explains how she tried sliding into his spiritual DMs through dreams and divine notifications, but homeboy was too busy chasing false idols to read her messages. Sometimes the people who love us most are the ones who have to serve us the hardest truths—even if it stings worse than medieval dental work! ✨

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