Fair-weather florentines - Hell XVI

Burning Sand, Florentine Gossip, and a Demon Uber Service! 🔥🏃

Ever been so homesick you'd chat with anyone from your hometown—even in Hell? 🏛️ Welcome to circle seven's flaming hot sand party, where Dante runs into Florence's A-list politicians jogging eternally under fire-rain! These three VIP sinners pause their eternal marathon to get the latest Florentine tea, and Dante doesn't disappoint with his scathing review of their beloved city's moral decline. Talk about a hometown roast! 🔥

Ready for the wildest rideshare experience ever? At the edge of a hellish waterfall, Virgil calls for transportation by... throwing Dante's belt into the abyss? 🤔 What shows up isn't your average Uber, but Geryon—fraud's poster child with a trustworthy human face and a "surprise" scorpion tail! This medieval monster is the ultimate catfish: swipe right on that honest face, get stung by what lurks behind! 🦂 Just remember to tip your demonic chauffeur—reviews in Hell are eternal! The mysterious cord remains unexplained, becoming Dante's most debated fashion accessory for the next 700 years!

The real lesson? Even as Dante condemns these respected Florentines to eternal jogging-under-fire, he can't help but admire their civic achievements—proving you can respect the politician while hating the sin! 👨‍⚖️ And when facing fraud, appearances are always deceiving—the friendliest face might hide the deadliest sting! #DivineComedy #LifeLessons #HellsUberIsFive⭐️