De facto faithful - Paradise IX

From Sinners to Saints: The Ultimate Glow-Up Story! ✨💕

Welcome to Venus's heaven where Dante discovers that even the most scandalous love stories can have heavenly endings! 🌟 Meet Cunizza da Romano, the medieval equivalent of a reality TV star who had more husbands than a soap opera character, yet still made it to Paradise! Talk about redemption goals! Her brother was literally one of history's most notorious tyrants, but she's here glowing like a spiritual influencer who found her calling! 💫

Next up is Folchetto of Marseilles, the ultimate career pivot success story—from writing steamy love ballads as a troubadour to becoming a monk and bishop! 🎵 This guy proves that you can go from composing "love songs" to composing sermons and still keep your passion burning, just redirected toward the divine! But wait, there's more: he introduces us to Rahab, the biblical prostitute who went from working the streets of Jericho to working for God's master plan! 🏰

The real tea? ☕ Folchetto serves up a scorching roast session against Pope Boniface VIII and corrupt clergy who abandoned the Holy Land for holy cash! Even in Paradise, nobody's safe from a good call-out when they're prioritizing papal politics over spiritual purpose! The lesson? Your past doesn't define your eternity—your transformation does! 🔥💰

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