Business and friendship don't mix - Paradise XI

When Your Rival Becomes Your Wingman! 🤝✨

Plot twist of cosmic proportions! We're back in the Sun's fourth heaven where Dominican superstar Thomas Aquinas just delivered the ultimate mic drop moment by giving a glowing TED talk about... his order's biggest rival, Saint Francis! 🎤 Talk about professional jealousy taking a backseat to divine wisdom! This is like Apple's CEO giving a keynote speech exclusively praising Google—except with more eternal consequences and significantly better lighting effects from all those luminous souls!

Watch as Thomas spins the ultimate love story between Francis and Lady Poverty, who'd been playing the world's longest game of "hard to get" for over a thousand years since Christ's death! 💕 Francis literally stripped naked in front of a bishop to dump his rich daddy's money and propose to Poverty instead—making this history's most dramatic breakup with materialism! From Assisi's spoiled rich kid to stigmata-bearing saint, Francis basically invented the "glow up" before it was cool! 🌟

But here's the real tea ☕—Thomas doesn't just praise Francis and call it a day. He throws shade at his own Dominican order's current corruption, proving that sometimes the best way to honor your team is to call out when they're dropping the ball! It's like getting a glowing recommendation letter that ends with "P.S. my company has really gone downhill lately!" 😅 Medieval truth-telling at its finest! #DivineComedy #LifeLessons #RivalryGoals