Bloody friday - Hell XII

Blood, Bulls, and Centaurs—The Ultimate Violent Resort! 🔥🏹

Ever had a bad breakup? 💔 Well, the entrance to Circle Seven makes that look like a picnic! Dante and Virgil arrive at a literal disaster zone—an earthquake landslide caused by none other than Jesus himself! Talk about making an exit with a bang—Christ's death shake-up was so epic it cracked open Hell's infrastructure! 🤯

Meet the Minotaur, half-bull doorman with serious anger issues 🐂, and the centaur security team enforcing Hell's violent offender program: a boiling blood river where tyrants and murderers are submerged by severity of crime. The deeper the dip, the worse the rap sheet! When these sinners try to emerge beyond their punishment level, centaur archers are ready with arrow warnings—Hell's version of a lifeguard whistle, but significantly more lethal! 🏹

Need a VIP tour? 🎟️ Hop on Nessus the centaur's back as he points out celebrity sinners like a twisted historical guide: "On your left is Attila the Hun... possibly Alexander the Great over there... and don't miss Guy de Montfort, whose victim's heart still drips blood into the Thames!" 👑 Seven centuries later, scholars still debate which Alexander is taking the eternal blood bath—the ultimate medieval name-drop controversy! #DivineComedy #LifeLessons #BloodSpaRejection