(PLEASE DON'T LISTEN TO THIS ONE FIRST - PLEASE START WITH LATER EPISODES! EPISODE 20 IS HILARIOUS!) An Introduction to Us, How We Met, and Dave's Sexy Teenage Counsellor In Training Horror Story!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Our Scampy Cats, Lilly and Leonard, Make Their First Appearance!
• COVID Hair, or Lack Thereof...
• Dramatic and Epic Mid-Recording Technical Fail!!!!!!!!1111!!!!
• Sack, Back, and Crack Waxing - only $50.00!
• We Bitterly Debate the Satisfaction of Pimple Popping!
• Inappropriately Large Diamond Rings!
• AMERICA’S THOUSANDS OF DEATH BRIDGES!  "OH GOD, THE HUMANITY!"
• The Juicy Moment A Relationship Publicly Deteriorates! Front Row Seat? YES PLEASE!
• Paul Completely Ignores Dave's Amazing Stories!
• Cable Laying - It's Not Just In Pornos Anymore!
• Human Beings Enjoy Being Freaked Out!
• Paul Poops at Dave's Description of THIS "THAT CHAPTER" VIDEO!
• The Importance of Purge Shutters!
• The Whimsical Antics of Florida Man!
• SEXY INTERMISSION!
• Stop Fucking Up My Netflix Algorithm!
• We LOVED (and felt a tad hetero whilst watching) "Car Masters: Rust To Riches"!
• Paul Loves Kelly Clarkson! Hopefully She'll Hear This and Will Email Us and Be Our Friend!
• Dave's Greenies Horror Story - Take One and Take Two!
• Brilliant Potential Podcast Name: "The Hand Job Fairies!"
• The Transcendence of Human Experience!  (Smell My Finger Edition)!
• Dave's Dead ADHD Doctor!
• Dave is Footloose and Therapy Free! Go Fuck Yourself, BPD!
• Our Hosts Engage in a Podcast Ending Feud!  My Goodness, Is It Over Before It Even Starts?
• False Alarms Are Fun!
• How Paul's Enormous, Death Drop Inspired Sleep Fart Changed Dave’s Life!
• Roman J. Israel, Esquire!
• We Love Bill Hader! Hopefully He'll Hear This and Will Email Us and Be Our Friend!

Episode Links (In Order):

• “The Disturbing Mystery of the Snapchat Intruder”!
• That Chapter YouTube Channel!
• Florida Man Draws Penis in the Sky with his Plane!
• “RiffTrax: Birdemic - Shock and Terror (Full Movie)”!

 
Goofs and Gaffes!

1. At 47:28, Dave says “I’m Opaque.”  Which is obvious bullshit.

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