Illegal American Baking Sprinkles Attack England, Halloween Kills Halloween, and A Scary, Unsexy Sex Story!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Matthew McConaughey's Ridiculous Noise!
• Forgettable Shakespearean Plays!
• Ghost Story Nudity!
• Posable Gumby Penis!
• Britney Spears is Finally Free, and her Family Should Beware!
• Kicking Princess Diana While She's Down!
• Just as Everyone Poops, Everyone Dies!
• "Sprinklegate"!
• Overacting Extras!
• "Midnight Mass" is Bloody OK!
• We Loved Samantha Sloyan in "Midnight Mass"! Hopefully She'll Hear This and Will Email Us And Be Our Friend!
• Paul Is Hard to Entertain!
•  We Love Annabeth Gish! Hopefully She'll Hear This and Will Email Us And Be Our Friend!
• Brittany Murphy's Encore!
• Britney Spears' Father is Gross!
• Toxic Stage Parents!
• Uncle Fester!
• Dave Continues To Stalk...er...Love Sean Astin! Hopefully He'll Hear This and Will Email Us And Be Our Friend!
• Incredibly Scary, Unsexy Sex Story!
• Old Pallbearers!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Dead Meat James' "Texas Chainsaw Massacre The Next Generation" Kill Count!
• Little Britain - Dennis Waterman's Macbeth Theme Tune!
• "Ghost Story"!
• "Ghost Story" David Falls (Censored, unfortunately)!
• "Kissed" Necrophilia Movie!
• 50,000 American Bridges Falling Apart!
• Keith Coogan, Jackie Coogan's Grandson!

Goofs and Gaffes!

1. David went to Washington in July 2000, not July 2001!
2. David OBVIOUSLY loves to use the "F" word!

MUSIC CREDIT!
Opening Music, "Dank Halloween", Graciously Supplied By: Shane Ivers

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