Your Penis Between A Luggage Rack And A Hard Place

On Today’s Show:







Well, I’ve been sick this entire Memorial Day weekend. For awhile I sounded like I should be featured on the Special Poetry Slam (I’ve provided some audio)







Anyway, we’re going to do a best of show today and I’ll be back tomorrow with a new show!









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