Would You Like Cream With That?

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00:00:00 The Distorted View Tuesday Night Movie00:21:12 Introduction02:15:20 Addicted To Porn?04:49:19 Vintage Dog Erotica Paperback12:29:10 Sextastic Tuesday: Would You Like Cream With That?21:35:10 Man Vs. Train – The Rematch24:22:08 Devon Sweeney Fights With The Pink Hair Bitch27:55:04 Support Distorted View! Thank You!30:10:19 Madonna Is No Friend Of The Unwalkables35:22:02 Bi-Polar Pot Head Defeats Evil Serpent / Decapitates Wife40:15:03 Underage Chic Fil-A45:05:23Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending









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AI Transcript:







Tonight, when the Earth is attacked by extraordinarily graceful aliens, humanity’s only chance at survival is to dance.







One small town theater choreographer must teach the entire world a toe-tapping routine that may just save the planet.







Pirouettes, jazz hands, and intergalactic ballet fights.







It’s the world television debut of Chorus Line 2194.







Hey, freaks, it’s Tuesday, March 12th, 2024.







Coming up on the program today, how many ways can genitalia be considered creamy?







Plus, when the dinky-dow Maui Waui tells you to decapitate your wife, you do what that Reverend Green Kush commands.







And forcing a horse to rub your lower lady nub.







All coming up today.







You would not believe the mother load I just dropped.







It’s the Distorted View Show with Tim Henson.







Tim Henson back here with you for your Tuesday episode of DV.







Have a great one for you!







You know, probably because of who I’m following on social media, the algorithms have decided to show me a lot of posts from people who feel pornography is an addiction that is ruining every man’s life.







I just ran across another one today.







Porn has destroyed so many men.







Quitting two years ago was the best decision I’ve ever made.







Gain back control of your life, brother.







Now, of course, you know, porn addiction can be real.







I’m not discounting that, but for the majority of us, does porn really consume that much time?







Other posts include, porn is a silent poison since no one actually wants to admit they’re watching it.







Also, this one is a little more cryptic.







Porn is nasty.







Why y’all messing with a female like a milf?







Like, for real,