Weaponized Farts? The Case of the E. Coli Face Blast

On Today’s Episode:









* 💨 Cropdusting Catastrophe: A woman claims her ex-boyfriend’s fart gave her a sinus infection… for seven years.







* 💀 Clone Boning & Anti-Semitic Sci-Fi Rock: Listener Miss May shares the unhinged musical stylings of conspiracy nutjob John North Wright.







* ♞ Transgender Twitch Meltdown: A live-stream chess session goes from wholesome to holy shit when Dad accidentally outs his daughter to the pizza guy.







* 🚗 Tim Gets a New Whip: Meet the “Daewoo Creeper” — part car, part folding chair, all Korean death trap.







* 😡 Pimp Scam Texts & Sovereign Citizens: A cartel enforcer wants his ho money, and a sovereign citizen gets window-blasted by cops.







* 🎤 Metal Frontman Sued for Vomit Attack: Because what’s a show without a little splash zone?

















🎙 Featured Audio:









* 🤡 Andrew Tate says books are for nerds (and the court says 21 felony charges are for Tate).







* 🧠 “I Just Wanna F*ck Your Young Clone” — outsider music that’s weird even for DV.







* 🚔 Cops take down a “not-for-hire” vegetable oil-fueled sovereign citizen after 27 minutes of polite refusals and window smashing.

















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00:00:00 Introduction03:07:15 Happy Biopsy Day To Mom!04:21:18Officially Driving My New 2025 Daewoo Creeper SX 1 Wheel Drive11:24:14 Scam Texts From Drug Cartels And Pimps14:20:09 I Just Want To F**K Your Clone17:25:13 A Soverign Citizen Traffic Stop25:53:08 Trans Chess Livestream With Dad Goes Wrong35:33:21 Sideshow Deals Galore!36:54:09 Audio Of Andrew Tate TreatIng His Ladies…Poorly42:41:02 Shorties Are Pissed You Can Filter Tinder Dates By Height47:17:19 Farting E. Coli Up Your Girlfriend’s Nose51:02:11Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending











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