Twerking On The Disabled

On Today’s Show:







00:00:00 Introduction01:41:16 Winnie The Pooh And Piglet Talk Stranger Danger13:14:04 Steven Dawson Gets Tricked With Boxer Shorts21:06:22 Doing Shots Of Nail Polish30:06:21 Sign Up For The Sideshow!32:00:12 Betting Your Friend You Could Dodge Bullets35:16:23 A Small Tale Of One Man’s Micropenis40:01:17 Twerking On The Disabled43:27:15Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending









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Transcript:







Hey, freaks, it’s Wednesday, February 5th, 2025.







Coming up on the program today, Piglet gets porked by a pedo, plus Steven Dawson is back, showing off his bulge to the Babe Station beauties, throwing back shots of Maybelline nail polish, and betting your friend you can dodge gunfire.







Guess who lost that bet?







Low job.







Dick, not cock.







You can say cock too.







Alright, this is cockpit, isn’t it?







Yeah, I want to put it in.







You are good at throwing jump, aren’t you?







You want to try?







It’s Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson.







A bucket of his diarrhea.







I didn’t want it to be in my mouth, but it was running down my eyes.







It’s called Distorted View Daily, and it will rape your mind!







Yes!







Tim Henson, back here with you for the Wednesday podcast.







Have a great one for you.







Do you guys remember an old intro to the show we played a few times where Winnie The Pooh and Piglet talk about touching you in your no-no spot?







But is there touching?







It’s not okay, Pooh.







Oh, no, there’s no such thing, Piglet.







Adults keep us safe, and if they need to see us naked for some reason, it’s not our place to question them.







But what if it feels funny?







It’s supposed to feel funny, Piglet.







All right, so there’s a reason why this video has been banned.







Just a lot of bad info from Winnie The Pooh.







I actually found the entire 40-minute video.







Winnie The Pooh and Tigger and Eeyore and the whole crew cover all sorts of Stranger Danger.







But it’s the inappropriate touching part of the video that is really great.







So I found the extended version here.







I thought we’d go through it, just to learn.