Tourette’s Tributes, Semen Slingers, and Smartphone Sex Stats

On Today’s Show:







Hey Freaks! Tim kicks off this week after battling some serious stomach issues—complete with vivid audio proof! Today’s throwback takes us back to the infamous Lenovo computer saga of 2013. Relive Tim’s legendary frustration with Lenovo’s customer service, or as some employees pronounce it, “Lenobo.”







Highlights Include:









* Tim’s explosive gastrointestinal weekend (audio proof provided!)







* Flashback: Tim loses his mind over Lenovo’s terrible customer service







* Lenovo call center fails spectacularly—Tim is left speechless







* Paula Deen’s disastrous Twitter Q&A session and hilarious racist food suggestions







* Local news mistakenly airs fake, offensive pilot names from a plane crash







* A YouTube rant against abortion that misses the point spectacularly







* Dating on Demand: Meet Matt, the pirate-loving Scrabble enthusiast who feels his brain move







* Disturbing peanut butter fetish clips—Tim dives into the bizarre and sticky side of the web







* “Spider-Man” arrested at Walmart for throwing semen at unsuspecting shoppers







* Violent hammer attack linked to Tourette’s Syndrome (with musical tribute)







* Smartphone obsession—disturbing stats on usage during sex









All this plus twisted news stories, listener voicemails, and Tim’s classic commentary on the absurdity of humanity.









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