The Youthful Glow And Smooth Skin Of A Virgin Incel

On Today’s Show:







✨ Today on the Show:









* 🕊️ Tongues and Tiaras: Religious zealots let their tongues wag for Jesus, and Tim breaks down just how unbiblical their babble really is (with scripture receipts).







* 📺 Pride Month Throwback: Re-exploring the glory of Trading Spouses’ infamous God Warrior meltdown. Dork-sided? More like icon-status.







* 👓 Pastor or Power Lesbian?: An aggressive holy roller channels both divine prophecy and vintage Ellen Degeneres vibes.







* 🧠 TikTok Takes Another Life: A 19-year-old’s tragic death from the “dusting” challenge proves viral fame still ain’t worth brain death.







* 🧴 Real ID or Real Dumb?: Some morons are trying to fly with Costco cards because they saw a star on them. TSA isn’t amused.







* 🎙️ Mead Skelton’s Secret to Youth: Mead blames his baby face on virginity. Also: he might actually be gay, hates Harriet Tubman, and still lives with his dad. So, you know, thriving.











* Terrible gay/lesbian artists







* Pastors melting down







* Neo-pronoun panic







* Spiritual warfare cosplay







* Bible-quoting and bullshit calling











* Tim reflects on his willingness to give the government his soul if it means avoiding long DMV lines.







* PSA: Being a Kroger Rewards member will NOT get you through airport security.







* The Real ID is real now… probably. Maybe. Tim still doesn’t really get it.











* 📞 Unicorn Hamster sets polyamory ground rules (no fit guys, no Black dudes, only T-shirts and comrags).







* 📞 Listeners critique Tim’s 2-foot hot dog binge and debate the value of a Lifetime membership.







* 📞 Tim pleads for voicemails so he can pad out episodes and be lazy with pride.









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