The Pringle Can Pooper Has Been Pinched

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00:00:00 Introduction02:04:02 Luigi And The Wiggles03:46:03 New Christian Theory: Everything Christmas Is Ungodly!07:23:10 Elon Musk Says F-U To Advertisers13:28:02 The Gay Twink Claws Come Out18:52:19 Adult Baby Andy Has A Tantrum At The Hospital22:44:00 A New Offensive Streamer Emerges26:54:17 Support Distorted View!28:57:17 Not Without My Dildo!32:55:10 A Cyclinder Of Meth Nestled Under Your Penis36:58:10 Pringle Can Pooper Gets Popped41:54:22Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending









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AI Transcript:







Hey freaks!







It’s Friday, December 1st, 2023.







Coming up on the program today, a new Christian theory suggests Christmas trees are just satanic altars and Santa Claus is the devil.







Plus, gay twinks gone wild.







One of them almost breaks a nail.







And the trailblazing livestreamer bringing racism back.







I’m having a depressed Christmas.







Just like the one I had last year.







My slit wrist glistens as I listen to the last Christmas song I’ll ever hear.







I’m having a depressed Christmas with this last letter that I write.







May your days be merry and bright and may all your Christmases be white.







The Distorted View Show with Tim Henson.







If I were to molest somebody, I definitely would have done anal no matter what.







Don’t get AIDS.







That’s what we call the watermelon hole.







Fill them pipes, bitches.







Are you on the internet?







Isn’t that for techno geeks with spreadsheets?







Ah, yes, everybody!







Timidji Henson here.







Wah!







Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!







What else does Luigi say?







Ah, I don’t know.







I’m slightly higher than Mario, my brother, and I’m afraid of ghosts.







My favorite color is green.







This is how you know you’re talking to Luigi instead of Mario.







I don’t know what the hell I’m talking about.







I’m so sorry.







The show’s already derailed.