The Complete Encyclopedia of Male Queefs

Today on the Show:









* Don’t mess with the Princess of Darkness—or her DID altars.







* A brand-new batch of dick queef (penis fart) audio research.







* Tourette’s TikTokers explain the delicate art of getting pierced mid-tic.







* A first date in Florida goes south when a sniff freak tries to run over his date after she won’t let him smell her feet.







* Plus: VRChat family roleplayers clash with Proximity Chat, Stephen Dawson AI laughs like Steve Urkel, and more listener-sponsored insanity.

















Segments & Highlights







🎧 Proximity Chat vs. VR Families









* Chaos erupts when VRChat roleplayers claim parental rights over virtual children.







* DID, altars, and even the “Princess of Hell” join the argument.







* Tim dissects the absurd drama of protecting your “son” in a fake metaverse household.









💨 The Science of Dick Queefs









* Tim proudly continues his field research into the male equivalent of queefing.







* From bike pumps to enema bulbs, penis fart variations are catalogued.







* Meth smoke queefs = not healthy. Could this be the start of the Henson Puff era?









🤯 Neo-Pronouns, Tics & Piercings









* An influencer proudly uses Z/Zer and It/Its pronouns because “they sound cool.”







* Fake Tourette’s ticks conveniently vanish—except during TikTok recordings.







* Piercers allegedly work “around the tics” to avoid stabbing an eyeball. Sure, Jan.









🎤 Linda Finkel Hall of Fame









* A live performance of screamo-rap-Tourette’s fusion earns a place in the Hall.







* Audience members may be entitled to compensation.









🛒 Kroger’s Patriotic Alternatives









* Raccoon strips, TinaFed, Tweaker’s Choice speedoxin, and Dr. Crystal’s homeopathic crank.







* Corn-based everything: dentures, wigs, lingerie, and reusable cob wipes.









🌎 News From the Edge









* 🚗 Florida: Sniff freak runs over date after failed foot fetish proposal.







* ✂️ New York: Brazilian wax client freaks out when esthetician wears Meta smart glasses.









😂 Dawson Corner









* Listener sponsor Brit of a Cunt demands British-centric content.







* AI Stephen Dawson tries to replicate his infamous laugh.







* Real Stephen Dawson laugh compilation proves why the man is legend.







* Bonus update: UK pacifier thief returns, now harassing women for pre-sucked dummies.

















Listener Voicemails









* Shit spectrum: Tim’s hemorrhoid-shredding hard turds vs. campers with parasite-induced watery shits.







* Puerto Rican stereotypes, old Toyotas with fancy rims, and wiping tips.







* Tim overshares about stool softeners and ass blood (you’re welcome).









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