The Ancient Black Men Who Colonized Mars

Today on the Show:







Cold Open: Frank’s Mom Has Had EnoughDomestic opera: “You’re my cross, you’re my misery.”







Housekeeping / Sponsor Reads









* Adam & Eve: code FREAK







* Listener sponsor: Cabana Guy (requests an Insensitive Reenactment)









POV: Trying to Talk to People in 2025









* TikTok sketch from @GuyFieriWhore: weaponized “Um,” whisper-talking, and fear of cringe.









Public Pervert Doesn’t Care He’s Filmed









* “My name is Christopher Torres, and I took a picture of this lady’s behind.”







* Legal ≠ moral; Tim hates it but also points out: you’re in public, and TikTok clapbacks are fair play.









Fake Disorders → Real Murder (DID Edition)









* Interrogation highlights from Kiara/Kiera McCauley (22): multiple “alters,” a two-handed sword, a “hit list,” and a guilty plea for the near-decapitation of ex Grace Jennings; plea deal to testify against Isaac.









Game: Drugged or Electrocuted









* Audio guessing game; answer: drugged (speculation ranges from fentanyl to “Flocka”).









Jesse Lee Peterson vs. Dr. David Imhotep (The Fallen State)









* JLP: “If blacks were first, why are they so screwed up?”







* Dr. D: “Pyramids on Mars.”







* Tim: “How’d they get there?” + Richard Hoagland sidebar.







* Eleven minutes of jaw-dropping TV.









News Quickies









* Florida: Woman chokes mom, grabs brother’s crotch during PS4 game dispute; convicted of domestic battery by strangulation + battery.







* UK: Vascular surgeon Neil Hopper freezes his own legs for amputation, lies to insurers (≈£466k), and collects extreme porn; jailed.









Insensitive Reenactment (Classic Request for Cabana Guy)









* 2008: Two teen girls sunbathe on train tracks → amputations; the segment that LazyPillow/LazyBoy famously animated and that funneled many heathens into DV.









Links:







Tiktok Video – Trying To Have A Conversation in 2025







DID Faker Commits Murder – Interrogation





















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