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00:00:00 Introduction01:42:18 Cyber Monday! Last Day For Sideshow Membership Deals!02:54:02DV Merchandise 20% With Promo Code BETAMALE03:35:06 My Thanksgiving Break06:38:11 Hey Boomer! “My Car Was Possessed”09:09:14 A Youtard’s Christmas Wishlist10:38:14 The Evil Christmas Creature Is Torturing Tamir This Holiday16:02:16 A Glitch In The Matrix And Other Stupid Conspiracy Theories22:34:14 Grabbing Your Morning Venti Commie Witchcraft Cold Brew26:28:20 Support DV!27:46:05 Unwanted Breast Implants And An Ass Lift32:56:15 Watch Out Because He Will Cookies And Cream You36:30:17 Loud And Naked Lady Terrorizes Airport39:13:16Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending









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AI Transcript:







(upbeat music) – Hey freaks, it’s Monday, November 27th, 2023.







Coming up on the program today, kicking off the Christmas season with a bunch of merry Utahrds.







Plus an idiot experiences Uranus in retrograde, grabbing your morning venti commie witchcraft cold brew and assault with a deadly Oreo cookie.







All coming up today.







(upbeat music) (groaning) (upbeat music) (groaning) (laughing) (upbeat music) (groaning) (upbeat music) (laughing) (upbeat music) (groaning) (upbeat music) (groaning) (upbeat music) (groaning) – It’s Christmas!









* Enjoying your Christmas present?







* Would you whip out your nice big present for me?







* Santa treats everybody right.







* Want to know what to give the family this Christmas?









Give them diarrhea.







(diarrhea popping) – You’re gonna get absolutely nothing.









* Absolutely nothing.







* That’s what Christmas is about, Jesus Christ.







* Christmas only comes once a year, baby.







* Oh yeah, driving fucking wild.







* I’m dreaming also, bye.







* Christmas Eve.







* Merry Christmas, everybody.







* Yes, everybody, Tim Henson back here with you to kick off a new week.









Programs have a great one for you today.







Before we get into the program, just a couple real quick announcements.







Today is Cyber Monday, and yes, we’ve got some deals going on.