Significant Bowel Ejection

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Coming up on the program today, do-it-yourself Gooner Vader training videos.







Plus, when you cop so hard your bowels blow out of your stomach.







Learning advanced urination techniques and anti-gay cookies have never tasted sweeter.







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It’s Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson.







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