Sex Cult Television – Now With 100% More Robot Breasts

Distorted View Daily Show Notes – July 25, 2025







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On Today’s Episode:









* ✝️ The cult behind The Family International releases a wholesome children’s puppet show featuring:



* A robot with real human-like breasts







* Children licking bloody wounds







* Puppet grandpas who enjoy “gifts” in the form of long mouth kisses







* Casual child fireplay and open invitations to spankings







* And yes… a sexbot serenade











* 🐭 Chuck E. Cheese commits wire fraud while still wearing the mouse head







* 🐊 A man goes full John Wick on an alligator who dared steal his fishing lure







* 🧠 The IQs drop to single digits as The Fresh and Fit podcast hosts try to Holocaust-splain







* 🚨 Police bodycam captures the arrest of a twitching meth mess who insists the cops “don’t have permission” to arrest her

















Distorted News Highlights:









* Florida Man strikes again—twice! First as Chuck E. Cheese, then with a vengeance-fueled golf club gator beatdown









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🎤 Listener Voicemails:









* The cult nostalgia train continues thanks to Haley’s Comet







* How many symbols can we cram on one pride flag?







* Should Tim legally change his name to Timmy Boo? Spoiler: it’s financially negotiable







* One freak calls out the podcast industry’s Nazi grift economy

















🎶 Musical Finale:As a special treat for today’s show sponsor Double D, we present Cortado del Trenta’s full-length cover of Sherebra Venti’s banger “Out Now” – a beautiful ballad of milky seed, roast beef sleeves, and pussy overheating like a ’93 Corolla in August.















Sponsor Shout-Out:A huge thanks to Double D for 17 years of DV loyalty! Sponsored segments and titty talk by listener request. Want your name (or an alias) featured on a future episode? PayPal Tim at [email protected] or paypal.me/distortedview.















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Closing Thoughts:If you’re not popping dogs in the ass, are you even a cop?

























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