Pummel Me, Bro: Alpha Male Homoerotic Hug Fights

On Today’s Episode:









* 🥊 Homoerotic Hug Fights: Welcome to the world of “Alpha Bro Pummeling” — when “testing your edge” means getting very, very close to your bro’s crotch.







* 🧑‍🎤 Meade Skelton’s Fitness Coaching Fantasy: After flashing his pasty bod online, Meade wants to become your life coach, nutritionist, romance advisor, and maybe even your vet tech-slash-minister-slash-bodybuilder.







* 🎤 Deaf Guy Covers Iron Maiden: Why not.







* 👯‍♂️ Will Blunderfield’s New Bro Love Anthem: “We Love Our Cocks” is the feel-good dong-swinging hit of the summer.







* 🐹 TikTok Trend Watch – Hamstering: It’s either the horniest sunroof stunt or a made-up trend created to ruin your Google search history. Either way, Tim investigates.







* 🧠 Performance Art or Auditory Nightmare?: Cologne’s Laura Totenhagen gives Yoko Ono a run for her screechy, birdlike money.







* 📢 Azalea Banks Goes Pedo-Apologist: The rapper defends Trump and trivializes statutory rape. She did not pass Go. She did not collect $200. She may have just career-suicided.







* 💩 News Roundup: Racist Subaru lady, psychotic pharmacy screamer, and Tom Hanks has had enough of you.









Plus:









* 🎉 20 Years of Dickhole Guy: Celebrate two decades of “sticking fingers where fingers don’t belong” with fan-favorite Scott Taylor and his legendary self-lubricating meat flute.







* 🎶 DV Archive Gold: Don West Beanie Baby mashups and Butt Fudge Sunday nostalgia with DV legend Corey.







* 🥚 Hard-Boiled Egg Talk (Again): Tim continues his culinary journey with unsolicited egg advice from the voicemail line.







* 🤝 Thanks to Our Sponsor: Big shoutout to Chaz the Tandem Stacker for supporting today’s show — and for triggering a DV history lesson.









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