Pop Me Daddy – Balloon Lovers Get Freaky With The Squeaky

On Today’s Show:







🎈 Balloon Squeaks & Baklava Reeks









* 🎈 Squeaky sex with balloon fetishists, including a true “Lunar’s Lunar” who makes love to latex while offering DIY netting tips







* 🐉 A dragon-being alien ambassador offers $10K meet-and-greets with blue extraterrestrials (no refunds, obviously)







* 👨‍⚕️ My 600-Pound Life star Stephen Asante returns looking Amish and acting feral—ranting, shitting, and threatening nurses from his hospital bed







* 💨 HungerFF’s Brolapse podcast explores what it’s like when your prolapse takes steam breaks and dips in toilet water







* 🧴 Tim is being stalked by pistachio-scented products: car fresheners, baklava body sprays, and other nutty fragrances







* 🍪 Mrs. Butterworth is thicc, and possibly filled with horse pee—shout out to Palm Beach County!







* 🔥 Woman sets lifelong friend ablaze for telling her to make scones (he dared her… bad move, bro)







* 🌌 More wild tales from the Conscious Life Expo: flat earthers, dragons, and intergalactic MLMs







* 💥 New York official shoots DoorDash driver for using his driveway—because America is extremely emotionally stable right now







* ⚔️ A man armed with a high-quality lightsaber attacks a mom and her daughter, then blames rent increases. Jedi he is not.







* ☎️ Voicemails include a gay love scandal involving a wealthy girlfriend’s male relative and a poorly timed vacation hookup









🔗 Links Mentioned:









* Pistachio Baklava Cologne (yes, really)







* Brolapse podcast clips







* DV Mail Unboxing Video 🎁







* NoCapOnGod’s Conscious Life Expo interviews





















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00:00:00 Introduction01:37:23 Pistachio Cologne05:04:03 Steven Asanti Is Back And Toothless09:33:17 Danging Your Prolapsed Butt In The Toilet Bowl13:38:14 Anti-Porn / Porn Mashup15:09:13 The Sounds Of Looner-bation20:24:00 Interviews From The Coo-Coo Crazy UFO Expo24:50:04 Sign Up For The Sideshow!27:13:13 Lost Door Dasher Gets Shot At35:41:07 Dousing Your Bestie In Gasoline and Setting Him Ablaze40:50:24Dork Vader Lightsabers A 7 Year Old44:04:01Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending









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