Plopping And Nutting Up The Staircase Of Factology

On Today’s Show:







We’re starting the week off with a best of program! This was originally a Sideshow exclusive podcast, so if you’re not yet a member — It’s NEW TO YOU!







Tomorrow’s show will be for Sideshow members and I’ll return for a new podcast for everyone on Wednesday.







Enjoy!









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AI Transcript







Yes, hey freaks, Tim back here with you to introduce a Best Of show.







Yeah, we’re gonna do things a little bit different this week.







We’re gonna start off with an old ass episode of Distorted View.







However, this Best Of program originally was a sideshow exclusive episode, so if you’re not a member, it’s gonna be like you’re hearing it for the first time.







It’s new to you, even though it’s six years old.







Still, it’s top-tier entertainment.







DV does not miss.







Even back in 2017, I was very good, although there is a higher likelihood that I slip up and say the N-word in these old shows, so if you hear it, just pretend you didn’t hear it.







You guys have to understand, it was a different time then.







We were allowed to say those words, and we reveled in it.







Anyway, the plan for the rest of the week is this.







Tomorrow, I’ll be doing a sideshow exclusive program.







Wednesday, I’ll be doing a show for everyone, and it goes on and on.







And then I’ll do a weekend show for my Sideshow Freaks as well.







Sound good?







If you don’t want to miss anything, you got to sign up.







superfreaksideshow.com.







For you sideshow freaks, I will see you back tomorrow.







Everyone else, brand new episode coming up on Wednesday.







Until then, enjoy this best of show.







Distorted View Daily proudly presents one side of a crazy person’s telephone conversation.







No, no, no, no, no.







You don’t understand interdimensionalization of sapianics.







You don’t understand zero dimensional technology.







All you understand, no, when you built a 74 WP system back in 79, you thought you were Jesus Christ, you were going to take over the world.







And all you did was cause a mountain to fucking go.







That’s all the fuck you did, Jack.