Plant-Based Bestiality: For The Vegan Animal Lover

On Today’s Episode:Tim wrestles with a disturbing dream where he becomes the world’s most racist supervillain, Malario, a mosquito-shooting menace bent on African domination. Also, Dove thinks your emojis aren’t inclusive enough, and Tim has thoughts. Spoiler: He’s not thrilled about customizing tiny cartoon faces.







Plus:









* Morning Rituals Gone Wrong: Are we really drinking other people’s abortions? One podcaster thinks so—and she brought soundbites.







* Snorlax Returns: Not the Pokémon, but the slime-loving rapper who believes he’s President of the U.S. and wants to normalize plant-based bestiality and holographic Kleenex.







* Public Bathroom Drama: Police remove a woman from a restaurant restroom after a one-hour standoff that ends with makeup application, mascara whining, and jail.







* Thermostat Wars: An 87-year-old Florida man is arrested for shoving his wife during a heated argument over the A/C.







* Hatfishing Exposed: When dating app deception goes follicular. Tim explains the psychological horror of discovering a bald dome in the heat of passion.

















Voicemails Today:







Listeners debate the legal and ethical complications of Cake and Cunnilingus Day







A freak ponders whether estimating your poop length should be considered a competitive sport







00:00:00 Introduction01:39:03 My African Super Villain Origin Story07:31:21 A Campaign To Get Black Women Hair On Emojis12:13:14 Sipping On Abortion Water15:22:09 Our Favorite Slime Freak Is Back!21:24:22 Police Footage Of Girla Using The Restrooma28:46:10 Sign Up For The Sideshow30:19:13 Domestic Violence Over A Thermostat36:13:19 A Mile High Public Shitter39:12:05 Hatfishing – Bald Men Trickery44:45:24Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending







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