Partly Redneck With a Chance of Crystal Meth

🤯 On Today’s Show:







Tim kicks off the week with a real blast from the masturbatory past: vintage 1970s audio “trucker tapes,” complete with absurd sex talk, ridiculous dialogue, and a surprising amount of filth involving bodily fluids and cross-contaminated orifices. It’s truly a Sextastic Tuesday… on a Monday.







👵 Plus, Tim’s mom returns for a round of “What’s That Sound?” where she hilariously misidentifies the noise of a man being crushed by a woman’s thighs. (Spoiler: not a haunted house.)







💊 In other segments:









* A real-life crack whore shares traumatic tales of corpse-filled freezers, stepfather incest, and plastic-bag defecation while chatting with her daughter mid-dump.







* We revisit the bizarre porn genre of “Crackhead Confessionals”—because what’s more titillating than generational trauma and gastrointestinal distress?







* New penis size survey results are in! (Spoiler: Men lie. A lot.) Find out which U.S. state exaggerates the most and which claims to be the most honest (it’s Maine, but don’t trust them either).







* A meth-fueled birthday joyride takes a wild turn in Florida as a man steals a tourist train, picks up passengers, and tweaks his way to jail. Happy Methday!

















🔥 DV Sideshow Bonus:







Later today, Tim plans to feature more of the “Hollywood’s Cum Freaks” trucker tape in a bonus Sideshow-only segment. Can’t get enough of Sweet Dick? He’s back, baby—and he’s got an educated cock.







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📞 Voicemail Freakouts:









* A patron calls in with 4th of July fireworks factory explosion footage (meh audio, great visuals).







* Doviday offers sympathy and stories about dealing with aging parents.







* Jimmy Boo calls Tim out for confusing Star Trek and Star Wars (nerd alert!).







* Yes, yes, yes—Wing was on South Park. We know.

















💬 Highlights:









* “My pussy is always an open invitation to you.”







* “I’m gonna whitewash your whole insides, girl!”







* “You got an educated dick—come educate this pussy!”







* “Partly redneck with a chance of crystal meth.”

















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