One Prostitute’s Battle With Under-Stomach Swamp Rot

On Today’s Show:







🦠 On Today’s Show:









* 🧼 Our favorite prostitute returns with tales of Middle Eastern dick, armpit funk, and under-stomach swamp rot







* 🍞 A woman makes a peanut butter & jelly sandwich during her virtual court appearance—the judge is not amused







* 📘 Tim receives an AI-generated novel featuring himself, mystical horses, and cum fart strategy meetings at Red Lobster







* 🐍 A Florida man gets bitten by a rattlesnake and records it all in hopes of viral fame—leg nearly rots off, but worth it for the views







* 🦝 Kentucky man uses a raccoon as a weapon of retail disruption—follows up a previous crime spree on a mule







* 🧑‍⚖️ Predator catchers make a fat pedo do jumping jacks while begging for mercy—his main concern? Broken headphones







* 🗣️ Listener voicemails on masturbation technique, paper towels vs. fleshlights, and an impassioned defense of technical ephebophilia

















📦 Featured Image Today:The cover of The Horse Whisper Chronicles: The Tales of Timothy Bethesda Henson — AI-generated masterpiece starring Tim, Unicorn Hamster, Tone-Deaf Sean, and the villainous Squirtteenth Birthday















🧠 Programming Notes:









* 🇺🇸 Juneteenth means no new show Thursday; Tim celebrates by pretending to care about the end of slavery







* 📼 Friday = Best-Of Episode







* 🏇 Full audiobook readings of Horse Whisper Chronicles may be coming to the Sideshow soon







* 🐴 Learn how to publish your own dumb AI-generated novel at bookbyanyone.com

















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