Liquid Death Water Demon Juice

On Today’s Show:







🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Monday, June 16th, 2025💥 English Lessons from Japan, Yeasty Pep Talks, and Big Dicks Rising!







On today’s show:









* 🇯🇵 We revisit the legendary “Zui King English” program where Japanese gymnasts teach important English phrases like “I have a bad case of diarrhea” and “Thank you for spanking me, queen.” Educational AND arousing.







* 💌 Paying the Island Boys to congratulate your daughter on her first yeast infection. It’s weird, it’s Cameo, it’s Distorted View.







* 📈 Science says penises are getting bigger year-over-year. Possible cause? Microplastics, Ozempic, or God’s delayed apology for the 2008 recession.







* ☠️ A new funeral trend: dissolve grandma like a bag of jasmine rice! Alkaline hydrolysis may soon be legal in the UK.







* 🧃 Liquid Death water is apparently cursed and opens demonic portals. Just ask DJ Tanner.







* 🎵 Whitney Houston karaoke but make it unholy: we sample a drunk bar patron’s eardrum-shattering tribute.







* 💩 Tito Santana gives surprisingly sage advice to a man who shit himself on a date.









💩 Plus:









* Tim promotes his hit poop anthem “Pooh Time” from Pure Hypochondria







* Listener voicemails on overpriced fast food, free chemo drug samples, and relationships built on the foundation of Distorted View filth.

















🧠 Quote of the Day:“I want like a restaurant-style soda fountain… filled with me.” – Tim, planning his posthumous beverage legacy















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