Jizz Jockey Crowned “Nut King” At The World’s First Sperm Derby

On Today’s Episode:







On Today’s Show:









* 💩 Eating dog and cat poop on livestream — can this man really make scat content profitable?







* 🏁 The world’s first sperm race is here: meet the Nut King, the jizz jockeys, and the cum-tastic champion, Tristan Milker.







* 🎨 An actual 19th-century condom engraved with clergy gangbang art is on display in the Netherlands. Safe sex, but make it baroque.







* 🚫 Idaho declares a truck nut emergency and bans novelty genitals from the backs of vehicles.







* 🐍 Man’s penis viciously attacked by a python lurking in his toilet. Because Thailand.







* 👮‍♀️ Plus: a woman begs for goldfish crackers and her Miranda rights while being arrested in her mom’s front yard.









🧠 Also in this episode:







We review a live poop-eating challenge so you never have to. You’re welcome.







Tim launches Distorted View: Tim’s Version — a re-recording of early, cringey episodes with a fresh twist for the Crude Summer series.







Podcasting pioneers don’t take breaks, they take revenge on their back catalog.









00:00:00 Final Days For Sideshow Membership Deals!00:51:12 Introduction02:02:18 I’m Taylor Swifting My Worst Shows06:26:02 The Eating Dog Shit Challenge Livestream Craptacular12:15:22 The Cat Shit Mukbang Livestream18:43:12 Footage From The Wold’s First Sperm Race22:06:15 Accidentally Barred From Entering Your Mom’s House27:29:09 Sign Up For The Sideshow!29:27:05 Historical Condom On Display34:33:21 The War On Truck Nuts Has Begun38:51:21 Python Attached To The Tip Of A Penis42:38:20Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending











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