Invest Your Money In Bleached Asshole Futures

On Today’s Show:









* 🎤 DV proudly presents: A Deaf Guy Singing Iron Maiden! You may not understand the lyrics, but the passion is unmistakable.







* 🎮 Livestreamer Showdowns! Angry dads vs. bratty sons. Moms threatening eviction, dads accusing their kids of being whores or Satanists. One father delivers a devastating line: “Not my fault you can’t come up with any content, so you just bury yourself.” Savage, dad. Savage.







* 💁‍♀️ Titty Streamer Trauma: When your cleavage gets more views than your gameplay, but your dad’s just not having it. “I don’t want to see my daughter’s side vag on Twitch!”







* 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 Gay Hispanic Uber Riders vs. Chill Black Driver: “I just wanted to hear music!” Cops were called. Racism was alleged. Trump was name-dropped. All because NPR was playing instead of Pitbull. 🙄







* 🧼 Asshole Bleaching vs. Hitler Comparison (Florida Politics Edition): One city commissioner accused of monetizing her bleached b-hole fires back by comparing the mayor to Hitler. Shouting match ensues. Jews get involved. Meetings adjourned. (Also, can you really profit off a bleached anus? Asking for a friend.)







* 🪓 Meth, Ghosts, and Ax Attacks (Louisiana): A man claims he was axed in the head. No wounds, but plenty of meth. His defense? “The intruders—or ghosts—planted it.” 👻💨







* 📸 Online Romance Scam – With Nudes! A 54-year-old man sends $8K to an “Instagram model” with land, gold, and dreams in Africa. Plot twist: He’s married. Wife found out. Now he’s out of money and love.









Voicemail Highlights:







Another caller explains why cats are great (clean assholes!) and chats bestiality on Discord. 🐱💬🐐







Freak deals with a gold-digging ex-girlfriend who tried to stick him with all the bills.









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