“I Nuked My Diaper for Love!” – Adult Baby’s SHOCKING Microwave Poop Recipe

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On Today’s Show:









* ✝️ Holy Hookers? – Meade Skelton floats the idea of a wholesome, Christian escort service. No sex, just prayer and companionship… because apparently that’s what the market has been crying out for.







* 💩 PamperChew Returns – The adult baby/diaper fetishist resurfaces with new, unhinged content: vintage turd storage, microwave diaper cuisine, opiate-fueled ball pit adventures, and possibly unwitting diaper-play roommates.







* 📮 Going Postal – A California mail carrier takes “great benefits” to mean stealing checks and credit cards, living like an influencer until the feds catch on.







* 📏 Penis Growth Myths – Science says your junk stops growing at 18 and can actually shrink with age. Vitamin D might help keep it functional—unless you’d rather just keep eating Reese’s in the dark.







* 🎤 Classic DV Clips – A sponsor request leads to two deep cuts: Angel’s grapefruit technique and the utterly deranged Prune Brothers porn scenario.







* 🎶 Meade Skelton Update – Weight rebounds, gym attendance resumes, and family drama flares over Confederate flags.







* 🚫 Linda Finkel Hall of Fame Nominee – A disturbing father-son-produced anti-gay/anti-trans “anthem” featuring airsoft gun threats and unexpected dog-fucking vibes.









Plus: listener voicemails, petty irritations, Christian whores, and more absurdity than your microwave can handle.







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