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Glory Hole Etiquette And The Art Of Stealthing

Author
Tim Henson
Published
Fri 04 Jul 2025
Episode Link
https://distortedview.com/2025/07/04/glory-hole-etiquette-and-the-art-of-stealthing/







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🪞On Today’s Encore Episode of Distorted View Daily…







🔹 Harder, Harder, HARDER! Take a retro ride back to the 1970s with a sultry sex-ed documentary that definitely wasn’t shown in schools.🔹 A DV classic: Tim explores the ins, outs, and etiquette of glory holes with a self-proclaimed expert named Mark. Spoiler alert: it gets dark.🔹 Learn about “Twinkie-shaped” holes, the dreaded death grip, stealthing tactics, and a controversial barebacking brotherhood.🔹 Plus: A horrifying Florida home covered in shit, a penis burned with a hair straightener over a £200 methadone debt, and a carrot-feeding German woman who was butchered alive in France.















💬 Voicemail Goodies Include:📞 Freaks bleeding out while listening to SexTastic Tuesday📞 A request for the return of Happy Retardation Thursday📞 Listener love following the passing of Tim’s dad📞 An update on masturbation etiquette for deaf fatties📞 And a caller who confuses “broach” with “breach” for three solid minutes















💉 Support the Show!Sign up for the Sideshow: SuperFreakSideshow.com📼 Listen to the full 35-minute interview with Mark, the barebacking gloryhole goblin📍Get more exclusive shows, full archives, and Tim’s deepest regrets















🧠 Distorted Highlights:









* “I want your babies, Poppy. Breed my little cunt, Poppy.” — future ringtone?







* “It’s worth a little AIDS.” — Mark, probably







* “A Twinkie-shaped hole is more accommodating.”







* “Florida: Still covered in feces.”







* “Straight cam lube: When you want the illusion of jizz.”







* “Tim Henson: Helping the bareback community one Dragon Lube bottle at a time.”

















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