Estonian Eggnog And Other Bizarre Holiday Sex Acts

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00:00:00 Introduction01:43:19 The Early Thanksgiving Has Messed Up My Holiday Merriment05:57:02 Mom And I Learn New Holiday Terms17:57:10Boogie2988 Continues His Downward Spiral / Gets Yelled At And Humiliated26:45:21 Christians See Lights In The Sky And Freak Out29:59:12 Support DV! 31:51:21 Handwritten License Plate Shockingly Attached To Stolen Car35:34:00 Aggressive Chicken Man High On Shrooms38:36:14 Don’t Help Out Asshole Minks On The Loose42:10:00Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending









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(upbeat music) – Hey freaks, it’s Wednesday, November 29th, 2023.







Coming up on the program today, my mom learns what a steamy Santa is.







Plus an aggressive chicken man high on mushrooms and behold the light of Jehovah shining down on this holy Toyota dealership.







All this was your voicemails today.







(upbeat music) ♪ You better wish me a merry Christmas ♪ ♪ Don’t wish me happy holidays ♪ ♪ If you do I’ll beat you black and blue ♪ ♪ Merry Christmas to you ♪ ♪ Don’t wanna hear no seasons greetings ♪ ♪ At any of our business meetings ♪ ♪ If you do I’ll put my fist in your face ♪ ♪ Merry Christmas to you ♪ ♪ Because Jesus is the reason for the season ♪ ♪ And when you’re decorating along those merry walls ♪ ♪ The next person who wishes me happy holidays ♪ ♪ Is gonna get decked along with those merry halls ♪ – The Distorted View Show with Tim Henson.









* I’m a sucker for other people’s pain.







* Is Miss Vagina thinking about Mr.









Pinch?









* Stuff my fucking asshole, that’s it.









Stuff the fucking shit box.









* The guy, he’s in the dirty underwear or something.









I don’t know, he’s sniffy.









* Yes, Tim Henson back here with you for your Wednesday episode of TV as we inch ever closer to Christmas.









I mean, I know technically we’re still in November, which is kind of fucked up, right?







Usually Thanksgiving happens and then boom, we’re in December.







Thanksgiving is supposed to be the last thing that happens before the month changes over.







Not this year though, inexplicably after Thanksgiving, we’ve got to deal with another week in Novemb...