Dildos Raining Down at WNBA Games

🏀 Distorted View Daily – August 7th, 2025 🍉🎙️ On Today’s Episode:









* 🚩 The Pledge of Allegiance—Westboro Baptist Church Remix Edition!







* 🍉 TikTok’s Watermelon Challenge: Viral stupidity or viral racism? You decide!







* 🤧🍆 Blowing snot rockets on puke-soaked penises! (Just when you thought porn couldn’t get grosser.)







* 🏀💦 How many dildos have been launched onto WNBA courts this week? The answer may surprise you (or not).







* 🏚️ Mead Skelton tries speed dating! Prepare for incel logic, age delusion, and a masterclass in how not to get a girlfriend.







* 🥤 Junk Food News: Would you eat a 9-volt battery-flavored corn chip? Someone in the Netherlands thinks you would.











* Pledge Allegiance to the Fags: Westboro’s very special version will NOT be played in schools anytime soon.







* Host Health Update: Tim’s sick, his mom’s absorbing celebrity souls, and medical science is still failing us all.







* Rest in Pieces: Lonnie Anderson becomes the latest victim of Patty the Viper’s insatiable soul feast. WKRP will never sound the same.







* Sponsor Shout-Outs:



* Sideshow Bob wants to control DV for $25—settles for a Mead-heavy episode instead.







* Listener Neeti demands black content; gets watermelon challenges and dildos instead.











* Mead Skelton’s Speed Dating Saga:



* “I’m the tallest, most virile man here.”







* “All the women are old!”







* “I’m not a predator—I just want to breed, but not with 50-year-olds.”







* A parade of delusion, autism, and a little casual racism for spice.











* TikTok Watermelon Challenge:



* Head injuries, possible racism, and Granny robes.







* “Don’t try this at home unless you want to go viral—or to the ER.”











* Vomit Porn Breakdown:



* Puke, snot, and slop—what’s not to love?







* If you’ve ever wondered what a 25-minute vomit blowjob sounds like, Tim’s got you covered.







* “It’s not the puke that bothers me—it’s the snot-covered penis.”











* Dildo-geddon at the WNBA:



* Sex toys raining down mid-game.







* League officials concerned, fans amused, players dodging dongs.







* The suspect in Atlanta: Delbert Carver, doing it for the LOLs.











* Snack Attack:



* Dutch company launches 9-volt battery-flavored chips—finally, a snack for those who miss childhood electrocution dares.











* Listener Voicemails:



* Birthday shout-outs, half-assed family greetings, and complaints about missing chapter art.















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* 🎂 Happy Birthday, Timmy Boo! (Your gift is probably lost in the mail or stuck in the ass bucket.)







* 🥱 Shout-outs from depressed callers and their slightly annoyed spouses.











* Chapters/artwork might return if Tim survives his mom’s vampiric soul-sucking.







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