Déjà Distorted View: Taste The Brain Rot

🎙️ Distorted View Daily – Classic Episode from April 1, 2015💀 “You’re listening to the festering, rotting corpse of a long-expired episode…”







In This Time-Warped Episode:Tim finds himself trapped in a podcasting purgatory — doomed to read the same bizarre news story over and over (and over) again. Is it déjà vu? A glitch in the matrix? Or the work of future robotic overlords trying to silence a prophetic protest anthem?







🌀 Main Story:









* A British man suffers from persistent déjà vu for eight years.







* He quits school, avoids media, and believes he’s stuck in a real-life time loop.







* Doctors say it’s anxiety — Tim says take a Paxil, bitch!









🎵 Also in This Episode:









* Tim is contacted by a future entity via the “Blackulator Caucasiatron.”







* A battle between man and machine kicks off through the power of song.







* 🤖 World-saving synth jam: “Carbon Chaperone” — humanity’s last hope in musical form.







* A revelation: The overlords are trying to suppress Tim’s protest verse to avoid digital revolution.









📞 Voicemail Time:









* Just when you think the loop is broken… a familiar voice calls.







* Back to the future? Or back to another round of Groundhog Day?









Highlights:









* Relentless déjà vu breakdowns







* Newspaper headline mind games







* Unhinged commentary and tongue injuries







* Future funk resistance anthems







* Homo robo adventures and questionable smells

















🧠 Listener Warning: This episode may cause temporal confusion, spontaneous deja vu, or mild brain rot.







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