On Today’s Episode:
Prepare your senses for an unholy sensory overload, because Timmy Boo is back with another clusterfuck of depravity and poorly repressed rage:
* 🗳️ A real-life student named Tuna Cunt runs for office… and WINS. Take that, Robert Faggot.
* 💩 A diaper fetishist gets caught trying to meet a child and proceeds to soil himself—live on cam for the world to smell.
* 🦶 In Modesto, a man breaks into a woman’s house just to lick and nibble her toes while she sleeps. Sweet dreams, foot freaks.
* ⚰️ A 61-year-old Florida woman is busted for graverobbing teddy bears and redecorating her yard with stolen grave goods.
* ✝️ A 72-year-old Alabama pastor pistol-whips a man during a robbery over sidewalk etiquette. Nothing like a little Holy Assault.
* 👧 Plus: A teenage girl’s hotel stay is interrupted by an old man who drunkenly claims squatters’ rights in her room.
* 🎤 Special bonus: A cringe-tastic Anne Frank rap by listener Lexi that must be heard to be regretted.
Also in this episode:
* 🚔 Predator poacher gold, courtesy of a shitty-diapered manbaby getting arrested.
* 🧠 Gina Fournier returns! Still insane. Still convinced CBC Radio is hacking her brain with a music carousel.
* 🧾 A man obsessed with ID checks harasses cashiers at a convenience store for not verifying his 50-year-old face.
* 🥾 Listener voicemails, Ponderosa dreams, and anime Lord Douche.
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00:00:00 Sideshow Membership Deals This Week Only! Sign Up Now!01:09:04 Introduction03:15:03 The Legend Of Tuna Kunt08:05:07 Predator Catch Gold: A Diaper Explosion16:35:00 Crazy Lady Is Convinced She Has Been Hacked20:08:06 Middle Aged Man Upset His ID Wasn’t Check While Buying Beer23:16:03 Old Man Wanders In To Teen Girls Hotel Room26:48:22 Sign Up For The Sideshow!29:43:02 Sucking The Toes Of The Woman You Are Stalking33:34:15 Decorating Your Yard With Stolen Cemetary Finds37:31:05 Legend Of The Pistol Whipping Pastor40:27:07Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending
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