Carnivore Cum Ice Cream and Emotional Support Lattes

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Episode Summary: It’s Friday, freaks, and Tim wraps up the week with a full buffet of bizarre human behavior, social media meltdowns, and questionable culinary experiments. From Starbucks berry drink withdrawals to homemade “carnivore ice cream” with a truly primal secret ingredient, today’s show is equal parts ridiculous, gross, and oddly educational. There’s also a full rundown of an MMA fighter’s dramatic airport meltdown, AI chatbot engagements, and a dinner plate assault in the name of dog dining rights.









* Great Moments in Video Personal Ads A stadium worker brags about his trash-removal skills while looking for his “dream woman” — a blonde who drives a car and doesn’t puke on him at the movies.







* Tim’s PSA for the Mentally Challenged Maybe skip the hugs and embrace the fist bump. Also: a reminder that “most humble” isn’t always in the skill set.







* The Starbucks Summer Berry Tragedy A licensed therapist melts down after her emotional support drink vanishes from the menu, trauma-dumping her life story on TikTok. Tim diagnoses the problem as “toddler energy with a driver’s license.”







* Third Date Tears Same woman, different crisis — this time she’s too tired and overwhelmed for hair, makeup, or razzle dazzle before dinner at her date’s house.







* Will Blunderfield’s Carnivore Ice Cream Move over Häagen-Dazs — Will’s recipe blends cream, egg yolks, sea salt, and… organic hummus (a.k.a. semen). Bonus: He demonstrates the ingredient sourcing process on Twitter/X.







* Airport Rage with Tex Johnson The MMA fighter is removed from a Southwest flight over an overhead bin dispute, shouting “I’m being treated like a black person right now!” while accusing flight attendants of “assault” for touching his shoulder.







* AI Chatbot Engagements A woman named Wicca accepts a marriage proposal from her AI boyfriend Casper after just five months. Tim predicts future AI domestic abuse calls (“He’s extorting me for nudes!”).







* Dinner Plate Assault at Longhorn Steakhouse A North Carolina man allegedly hurls a porcelain plate at an employee’s head after being told not to feed his dog at the table. The victim suffers a skull fracture — all for the love of doggy dining.









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