Calling All Predators: Tim Baits, Traps, and Trolls on a Sex Chat Hotline

On Today’s Show:







🎙️ Distorted View Daily Show Notes – Best of Episode (Originally Aired October 6, 2019)🗓️ Released: Friday, May 23, 2025







Hey freaks, Tim here with a classic DV Best Of to wrap up your week! After a chaotic schedule filled with late uploads and bonus segments, we’re capping things off with a listener-suggested gem from 2019—except, it might not be the exact episode suggested… but who cares, because it’s still packed with degeneracy and DV gold.







💥 What’s Inside This Vintage Vomit Bag:









* 🕵️‍♂️ “Pedo Nutbuster” Origins: Tim goes undercover on a telephone party line to lure and expose predators using his uncanny underage-girl impression. Includes the debut of the iconic DV drop:“I want to come while I eat your smelly, hairy, wet pussy.”







* 🎤 Personal Ad Party Line Pandemonium: From a slut named Susan to a daddy with exploding balls, the party line becomes a buffet of degenerates—and Tim’s bait works a little too well.







* 🧠 Lessons in Vigilante Journalism: Remember, kids: always get your predator to climax after the big reveal.







* 💅 Dead Dad Nail Art: A bride incorporates her late father’s ashes into her wedding manicure. (Yes, it’s horrifying. Yes, there are bone fragments. Yes, it’s British.)







* 🐔 The Trans Rooster Crisis: A hen turned rooster turned hen lays an egg and triggers a Facebook meltdown. Meet “Rainbow,” the chicken breaking both shells and gender norms.







* 🎂 Florida Man’s Birthday Surprise Murder: A father-in-law blasts his son-in-law dead after a surprise gone horribly wrong. No charges. Just Florida being Florida.









📞 Plus: Listener Voicemails Include…









* 🐈 Lovelady Catlady has a new fan: Tim’s chimney sweep.







* 💋 Unicorn Hamster gets support despite sounding like a cancerous kazoo.







* 💣 A secret agent reports on Operation Gina.







* 👄 A listener’s sinus-hole is now a proposed sex toy.









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🎧 Next Up:A brand-new full-length episode later today + bonus Sideshow content possibly tonight or Saturday!















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