Calling 911 To Get Out Of A Bumble Date

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00:00:00 Introduction02:56:13 The Internet Has Decided We Must All Know About The Comic Strip “Cathy”09:33:14 Freedom Water! Hydrate Like A True American18:38:19 Wife Is Mad Her Husband Isn’t LGBTQ24:20:14 Tim Goes Off The Rails On His Love Of Triangles26:07:08 Tiktard Makes Up A New Term To Feel Special: Tri-Gender. More Like Try Hard – AMIRIGHT?28:57:24 Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee: Fart Album31:22:20 Please Support Timmyboo And DV!33:06:12Calling 911 To Get Out Of A Tinder Date37:42:03 This Month’s Sexbot / AI Love Doll Update44:19:14 Man Lights Himself On Fire Trying To Arson Up Girlfriend’s House47:36:08Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

















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