On Today’s Show:
* Kanye West’s new album drops a literal “Heil Hitler” track (yes, really).
* A child pisses in the hand sanitizer—again.
* A large-breasted man in a pink thong ruins Applebee’s night for everyone.
* And a foster mom trades a human child for a monkey. Because… sure.
* Plus: Oliver Cho, Wing’s long-lost musical twin? Tim weighs in.
* We dive deep into “Butt Boy,” a horror-thriller where a man’s ass abducts children.
* The Prison Doctor returns to scare the piss out of kids (and they’ll bottle it!).
* Also: The rise of Mr. Pisshair, bidet love from Nick Fuentes, and trading cards starring Japanese old men.
Musical Madness:
* Tim features more “hits” from Oliver Cho, a YouTube crooner channeling Wing, including a completely unintelligible version of “Afternoon Delight” and a brew-tiful rendition of “I’m Blue.”
* The DV Choir returns! (Sort of.)
WTF News Highlights:
* Kanye West’s New Album – “World War 3”Featuring tracks like “Heil Hitler,” “Hitler, Ye and Jesus,” and “Free Diddy.” Also: swastika necklaces and besties with Nick Fuentes. You know… peak Ye.
* Florida Man Applebee’s IncidentA 49-year-old dude in a pink thong and wig, fake boobs out, drunkenly terrorizes Clearwater Applebee’s diners. Charged with disorderly intoxication. Released with a $570 fine and zero dignity.
* Child Traded for Monkey?A Missouri foster mom may have swapped a child for a literal monkey. Not figurative. Not metaphorical. A real-ass monkey.
* Japanese Kids Are Obsessed with Trading Cards… of Local Old MenMove over, Pikachu—kids now battle with “Mr. Fuji” and “Firewall-san.” Respect your elders, one hit-point at a time.
Also Featured:
* A deep dive into “Butt Boy” – the movie where a dude’s ass abducts kids and pets. No, really.
* Nick Fuentes talks bidets for 90 seconds too long and confirms he’s definitely not gay (totally is).
* The return of The Prison Doc, confronting piss-harboring kids and those who call mom a “bad parent.”
* And Mr. Pisshair teaches you how to make your own piss cologne. Smell like confidence (and ammonia)!
🎶 Outro Song:“Sweet Dreams” Nestlé jingle remix from hell.🔥 “It will rape your mind” – an actual line from the DV intro. Consider yourself warned.
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00:00:00 Introduction02:03:14 A New Bad Asian Singer To Give Wing A Run For Her Money07:53:08 Kanye West’s New Track “Heil Hitler”10:36:04 Nick Fuentes Likes The Way The Bidet Feels On His Butthole12:15:17 The Problem With Women15:24:23 Butt Boy – A Tale Of Anal Enveloping19:03:24 Kids Peeing In Hand Sanitizer26:15:24 Support DV! Become A Sideshow Freak!28:16:01 Slutting It Up At The Applebees33:11:17 Trading Your Toddler For A Well Behaved Monkey35:50:16 Pokem...