Bubbles Go Up, You Stupid Fuck!

On Today’s Show:









* 🐝 Bees Are Out for Blood! Tim recounts yet another nature attack, this time a bee ambush during his “old lady walk.”







* 🌎 Flat Earth Fails: A delusional debate turns hostile when one bubble-loving dumbass can’t comprehend gravity, weight, or why balls fall down.







* 🎢 Bouncy Castle Carnage: A South African school fundraiser takes a terrifying turn when high winds launch an inflatable full of kids into the sky.







* 🤯 TikTok Therapy Dropout: An insufferable content creator confronts her therapist about his political views, then rage-quits treatment when he won’t reveal his vote.







* 💰 DoorDash Driver Demands a Tip – at Gunpoint: A pissed-off delivery dude returns to a customer’s house the next day… packing heat instead of tacos.







* 🧠 Tim’s 2025 Breakdown Begins: Between cancer diagnoses, economic trauma, and bee vendettas, Tim wonders why this year insists on raw-dogging him emotionally.







* 🍛 The Great Indian Buffet Debate: Lord Douche and Tim reminisce about a time when lunch didn’t cost $40 and you could stink like curry guilt-free.







* 📺 TLC’s The Poly Family Update: Group parenting, DNA-fueled drama, and dumb dudes crying over baby blood types.

















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* 🤢 A longtime freak nearly vomits eating a brownie during last week’s poop content.







* 😤 Listener venting about ridiculous menu substitutions and queso-drenched wraps.







* 🩸 More rage about TLC’s polyamorous clown show, The Pauly Family.

















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