Botched Circumcision Resulted In An Exploding Penis

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00:00:00 Introduction02:47:21 A New Batch Of Weird Phone Service Commercials06:35:131-900-Schadenfreude08:15:17 Make Your Fantasies Come True11:16:111-900 Gay Phone Fun12:56:04 Another Extremely Annoying Vegan17:43:12 Alpha Male Cashmaster 21:18:03 A Sissy Boy Doing His Traffic Cone Squats24:13:21 Support Distorted View Daily!26:55:19 Penis Exploding Circumcision32:38:14 Taki Corn Chip Based Arson35:51:10 Pretending To Be A Cop Related To Shaq(?)39:57:20Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending









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