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00:00:00 Introduction01:51:08 Santa’s Sex Practices Might Be Problematic06:00:15 Santa Is A Power Bottom06:57:21 Santa Likes Gay BJ’s08:30:04 Santa Bangs His Female Elves10:10:09 No Meade Skelton Weigh Ins In Over Two Weeks!14:13:14 A Brain-To-Brain Date At The Olive Garden18:03:10 A Semi-Deaf Conspiracy Theorist?21:59:01 Beach Bating Babes Gone Wild!28:13:04 Pleading For Money30:18:19 Sexing Up A Cold Corpose In The Morgue Freezer34:43:19 Original Recipe Attempted Homocide38:48:10 Your Butthole Is Not A Gun Holster42:32:14Voicemails: 206-666-4463v / Ending









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Hey freaks! It’s Monday, December 4th, 2023.Coming up on the program today, the many sexual sides of Santa.Plus, a possibly deaf guy freaks out over chemtrails,going on a brain-to-brain date at Olive Garden,and a forbidden love.Or more appropriately, a dude fucks a corpse inside the morgue refrigerator.Distorted View Daily proudly presents…A message to Santa Claus.Hit me.I don’t want you to hit on me with some stupid cheesy pickup line.I want you to hit me.I want for you to use your hands and punch me until I can’t feel it anymore.Let my skin turn purple as you use your stinky, big, hairy, meaty handsand put them around my neck.I want to feel like I’m hated so much for feeling loved.I want to feel like…I want to be hurt.Spank me.Spank me, Santa. I’ve been a naughty girl.It’s the Distorted View Show with Tim Henson.She is a fat cunt.Rape my boy pussy. Rape my boy pussy.I’m gonna lose my mind today.And I love the aftertaste of semen in my mouth.Crystal meth loosens up your butthole.Welcome to 1-800-ASSHOLE.Yes! Hey, freaks! Tim back here with you to kick off a new week of programs.At the very top of the show, you learn that Santa likes it a little rough.I want to feel like I’m hated.ho, holy potential lawsuit, Santa Claus.Tread lightly, my jolly friend.I know you’re supposed to get these good boys and girls whatever it is they want for Christmas,but smacking the shit out of a broad could be seen as problematic.You know, in this day and age where everyone’s so sensitive.You know, even if she really does want this from you,Christmas night you sneak down the chimney, then slip up her chimney while you choke her out,she might have a change of heart.She could realize, wait a second, there’s a power dynamic at play here.I only really wanted him to strangle me because I was secretly hoping for that Lexus RX under thetree during this holiday’s December to remember event.