Banning Wigs, Weaves, and Braids In New York City

On Today’s Show:







🧑‍⚖️ Pastor Manning’s bid for NYC mayor involves… banning braids and fake hair?







😱 “Horse hair don’t belong in the hospital!” – Manning unveils his follicular legislative priorities







👃 A TikTok sniff freak girlfriend goes berserk over stolen skivvies







👨‍🏫 A pedophile philosopher named Galileo 2333 chimes in on immigration and child rape (ugh)







🎒 Canadian school bus driver fired after dressing like a Japanese schoolgirl with “Lolita Line” signage







🧠 Headless girlfriend + cocaine binge = British murder mayhem







🎸 Land Law, the worst country band you’ve never heard of, gets inducted into the Linda Finkel Hall of Fame







🧘 Laughing Yoga returns to melt your brain and cleanse your colon







💦 Plus: Engorged breasts, sobbing pussies, and bad AI ad reads







🎧 Voicemails from the freaks:







🇯🇵 Mead Skelton doppelgänger conspiracy grows







🚔 Body cam content tips







💊 Prescription drug hacks









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