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Ball-Scratching Brings in The Big Bucks

Author
Tim Henson
Published
Fri 11 Jul 2025
Episode Link
https://distortedview.com/2025/07/11/ball-scratching-brings-in-the-big-bucks/







On Today’s Show:







🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Friday, July 11th, 2025







Happy Friday, Freaks! We’re closing out the week with another deranged dive into the bowels of humanity — and Timmy Boo is serving up short bursts of weirdness before heading back to Ashtabula to relocate Mama Henson and her brand-new, adjustable shitter throne. Let’s celebrate with some of the most pungent, pissy, and profane clips we’ve collected.







🧼 On Today’s Episode:







💸 Livestream Begging Goes Full Yeast Infection:Meet Sheiky, a thumb-sucking, ball-scratching trans sex worker pulling in up to $10K a month on Facebook Live… for doing absolutely nothing. That’s right — she’s just sitting there, scratching what she calls her “pussy,” but we all know it’s her balls. Bonus: she offers top-tier dating advice like “scratch your man’s balls to keep him around.”







🛫 Modern-Day Rosa Parks Tries to Jack a First-Class Seat:A woman decides she’s had enough of coach and simply plops down in first class. When questioned, she compares herself to Rosa Parks and claims racial profiling. Cue the entitled freak-out and the inevitable deplaning. You’re not “elevating the conversation,” lady — you’re just getting kicked off the flight.







🚐 RV Sex Crime Caper:West Virginia couple busted mid-coitus in a stolen RV. Cops say she was literally riding him cowgirl style while driving. Bonus charges include drugs, DUI, and indecent exposure. Guess that RV really stood for “Reckless Vagging.”







📼 Mead Skelton vs. Satanic AI:Mead once again reaches out to Tim to complain about AI cover songs — which he believes were created by satanic adrenochrome junkies. Also, Mead suspects he was hit on at a library by a homosexual with great taste in hoodies and Velcro shoes. Later, he gushes over a beautiful Chick-fil-A coworker who once gave him a high-five. That’s basically foreplay in Meadspeak.







🚪 TikTok Teens Try to Get Shot:A new social media “prank” — the Door Kick Challenge — leads to two teens getting arrested in Florida. Sheriff issues warning: “In this state, you kick the wrong door and you’ll meet the Castle Doctrine… and a shotgun.”







💩 Tim’s Pooping on Stilts:Tim gets hyped for a toilet seat riser for his mom and considers taking it for a test drive himself. Because if your feet don’t dangle while pooping, are you even living?







📦 Voicemails:Listeners check in with reactions to the stealthing gloryhole episode, Tim’s mom update, and the Mead metal tribute tracks. Plus: Ad placement complaints, Velcro shoe confessions, and a dark mom death pool joke (too soon, man).















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🪦 Today’s Themes:









* ✨Pussy Itch E-Begging







* ✈️ Racial Entitlement Meltdown







* 🛻 Redneck Sex Crimes







* 🤖 Satanic AI Hysteria







* 🦶 Velcro Shoe Trauma







* 🚪 Gen Z Getting Shot at Doors







* 🧻 Poop Elevation Experiments

















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