America’s Funniest Inbred Home Videos

On Today’s Show:







Episode Overview







Host Tim Henson delivers a wild Wednesday episode filled with bizarre stories, hilarious audio, and classic DV absurdity. From a drunk streamer arguing with a text-to-speech clip to a To Catch a Predator porn parody, this show is peak chaos.







Segments and Stories







1. Great Moments in Customer Service









* Highlight: An Australian man rants profanely about booking a driving test in Victoria, fed up with bureaucracy and “cunts” in Croydon.







* Quote: “I want to make a boogie for this fucking bullshit so I can drive a car safely.”









2. Ethan Ralph’s Pill Stream Meltdown









* Submitted by: Sirosis of Liver (Discord)







* Story: Ethan Ralph, alt-right host of The Kill Stream, drunkenly argues with a text-to-speech donation (self-help guru clip) for 10 minutes, thinking it’s a real person.







* Details: Streaming from Mexico to dodge child support, Ralph rants about “white children” and mutes his stream in a drug-fueled stupor.







* Quote: “Tell me right now, bitch. How many white children do you have?”









3. To Catch a Predator Porn Parody









* Source: TeenFidelity.com, via eFox







* Story: A To Catch a Predator XXX parody features a “pervert” meeting a girl, confronted by a Chris Hansen clone. It turns explicit with a twist involving the camera operator.







* Details: Includes condom excuses and a grandpa character. The actress is legal, but the premise is edgy.







* Quote: “I brought condoms to make balloon animals for her.”









4. Whitaker Family Update









* Story: The inbred Whitakers of Odd, West Virginia, lost their mobile home to a fire. Filmmaker Mark Leda’s GoFundMe has raised $8,385 to replace it.







* Details: Ray grunts through a wreckage tour; past GoFundMe controversies linger.







* Quote: “Everything is burnt.”









5. Russian Mother Hires Hitman









* Location: Chayabinsk, Russia







* Story: Svetlana, 46, arrested for hiring a hitman to drown her 12-year-old daughter for $1,200. The daughter overheard, and the hitman hid her instead.







* Details: Svetlana cited “tension.” She faces 15 years; the girl is in protective custody.







* Quote: “Every 12-year-old girl is kind of a cunt.”









6. Venezuelan Poses as Teen in Ohio









* Location: Perrysburg, Ohio







* Story: Anthony Labrador Sierra, 24, posed as a 16-year-old to enroll in high school using forged documents. Busted after his child’s mother revealed his real age.







* Details: Faces felony forgery and ICE custody for overstaying his visa.







* Quote: “When Drew Barrymore does it, it’s a rom-com.”









7. Young Thug’s Vocal Style









* Story: Tim plays a raw clip of Young Thug’s eccentric, unprocessed vocals, comparing it to his own lyric struggles.







* Quote: “Do you smoke gas? No way.”









8. Tim’s Mom Update









* Story: Patty Henson, a DV favorite, went to the ER for throat issues; a thyroid mass was found. A biopsy is set for next Thursday.







* Details: Tim’s frustrated with the hospital’s lack of urgency but notes Patty ate at Arby’s post-ER.