AI Down Syndrome Porn And The 20 Year Jock Itch

On Today’s Episode:









* 🍝 Murder Most Doughy: Introducing the “Pretzel Man” in our matinee movie feature, Twisted (1977) — a serial killer leaving bodies tied up like human bread knots.







* 🎤 David Allan Coe Unplugged (And Unfiltered): Outlaw country legend shares his thoughts on love, sex, multiple wives, eating out (but never butt), and what femininity meant in prison. It’s horrifyingly honest.







* 🤖 Downsy Thirst Traps: AI face filters are giving women that extra-chromosome glow… and it’s somehow becoming a porn niche. Tim investigates this disturbingly popular new kink.







* 💦 Jock Itch Saga: The OnlyFans Chapter: TikToker “Joe” shares a crusty update on his 20-year groin rash, now monetized through adult content. Spoiler: it’s still itchy, and he’s not that well-endowed.







* 🍟 Drive-Thru Meltdown: A McDonald’s parking lot freakout ends in racism, fraud, and viral justice. One loudmouth loses her job at Bud’s Lounge — and not just because of her taste in chicken nuggets.







* 🍧 Fifth Grade Fireball: A Texas mom is arrested for spiking a school Christmas party with alcoholic Jell-O shots. Several kids puked. One kid reportedly saw God.







* 💰 Florida Powerball Winner Kicks Cop in Face: A white trash Cinderella story — 167 million dollars and still fighting at the Tradewinds bar. Jail time was inevitable.







* ✈️ RFK Jr. vs. Chemtrails: The new HHS Secretary goes full tinfoil on Dr. Phil Primetime, vowing to crack down on the CIA’s invisible piss-cloud agenda.

















00:00:00 Do You Know The Pretzel Man? / Introduction02:55:20 An X Rated Interview With A Country Singer10:36:24 The Face Filter That Makes You Look Like You Have Down Syndrome15:36:12 Super Jock Itch Continues20:48:09 Showdown At McDonalds27:41:04 Sign Up For The Sideshow29:24:22 Doing Jello Shots At The Elementary School Christmas Party34:10:18 America’s Newest Millionaire Is Straight Up Trash40:19:04 RFK Jr. Is Tackling Chemtrails46:43:18Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

















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