A Veritable Potpourri Of Aromatic Evil

On Today’s Show:







00:00:00 Introduction01:51:19 America’s New Number Two Soda Pop!05:24:21The Stinkiest And Most Mangled Feet – Covered For 7 Years16:02:18 Trying To Flee Cops In A Tesla With A Parrot On Your Shoulder22:13:20 Gabrielle Chana: First Amendment Jesuit Auditor27:45:22 Sign Up For The Sideshow!29:48:10 Police Officer Locked Himself In Back Of Patrol Car Having Sex33:56:16 Crazed Woman At McDonalds Parking Lot38:20:07 Mr. Monopoly Went Directly To Jail41:04:03Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending









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AI Transcript:







Hey, freaks, it’s Tuesday, June 4th, 2024.







Coming up on the program today, rotting feet with a stink that fills an entire building.







Plus, Gabrielle Chana becomes a First Amendment auditor, and she’s on a mission to uncover Lizzo Jesuit’s scum and fleeing from cops in a Tesla with a parrot on your shoulders.







Arr.







There is a little song called the Kegel Song that helps you learn to isolate this muscle effectively.







The song goes like this.







Now that exercise is going to help you isolate the sphincter so you’re not using your abs and you’re not using your buttocks.







Now let’s do this little song two times together to make sure we’re doing it properly.







Ready?







Alright, now you know how to do the Kegel exercise properly.







It’s Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson.







High new peanut butter age.







Christian now fears his flatulence.







I know what abortion smells like.







Did you know abortion even had a smell?







The vagina is full of eggs.







Oh my goodness.







Yes, Tim Henson back here with you for your Tuesday episode of DV.







Have a great one for you.







Oh, I’m just in a wonderful mood.







I don’t know if you’ve heard the news, but I am pretty enthused about it.







That’s all I’m going to say.







I need to conserve my voice.







I’m still not at 100%.







Today, you just get a little taste of Tim Henson’s melodic mastery.







In other words, I’m going to spare you my awful singing voice.







Now, getting back on track here, why am I so enthused?







Why am I so excited?







Well,