Distorted View Daily
Celebrating 20 Years of featuring the worst the Internet has to offer! Everyday DV showcases the weirdest stuff from around social media, the web, and the world. WTF audio, bizarre news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks - leave your morals at the door and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.
- Update frequency
- every 2 days
- Average duration
- 50 minutes
- Episodes
- 279
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
The Pelvic Floor is Lava: Smartphones Vs. Your Busted Butthole
Today on the Show:
On Today’s Show:
* Our favorite prostitute, Sagittarius Shawty, proves once again she’s not the most gracious hostess.
* A new reality show contestant learns the hard …
00:45:39 |
Mon 08 Sep 2025
The Ancient Black Men Who Colonized Mars
Today on the Show:
Cold Open: Frank’s Mom Has Had EnoughDomestic opera: “You’re my cross, you’re my misery.”
Housekeeping / Sponsor Reads
* Adam & Eve: code FREAK
* Listener sponsor: …
00:58:09 |
Fri 05 Sep 2025
The Complete Encyclopedia of Male Queefs
Today on the Show:
* Don’t mess with the Princess of Darkness—or her DID altars.
* A brand-new batch of dick queef (penis fart) audio research.
* Tourette’s TikTokers explain the delicat…
00:48:25 |
Wed 03 Sep 2025
From MAGA to Microdick: Getting Litigious Over Presidential Penis
On Today’s Show:
* 🎥 DV Monday Night Movie of the Week: Claws for Alarm — a chance encounter leads to love, implants, antennules, lobster hands, and the terrifying Longostino case.
* 👵 Gran…
00:43:26 |
Mon 01 Sep 2025
FIXED AUDIO: How to Ruin Your Life With a Box of Dildos
🎙️ On Today’s Episode:
On Today’s Show
* Listener Sponsorship: Big thanks to today’s sponsor, Freeloading Fuckedtard, who has bravely requested an episode free of body fluids (we’ll see how…
00:45:28 |
Fri 29 Aug 2025
How to Ruin Your Life With a Box of Dildos
🎙️ On Today’s Episode:
On Today’s Show
* Listener Sponsorship: Big thanks to today’s sponsor, Freeloading Fuckedtard, who has bravely requested an episode free of body fluids (we’ll see how…
00:45:28 |
Fri 29 Aug 2025
King Cucumber Gets Lost In Queen’s Coochie Cave
🎙️ On Today’s Episode:
* Tip Rage: Tim breaks down tipping culture run amok, from fast-casual counter service to smoothie apps demanding gratuities for handing you your own order.
* Dasher …
00:46:44 |
Wed 27 Aug 2025
Welcome To IHOP, I’ll Be Your Lesbian Predator
On Today’s Show:
* Mourning the loss of another beloved U-tard: King Cobra JFS has passed away
* A religious drummer goes rogue and turns praise music into a personal drum solo
* A hot d…
00:42:22 |
Mon 25 Aug 2025
Semen Tainted Flutes Revisited
On Today’s Show:
It’s a best of show! Enjoy, and I’ll be back on Monday with a new dose of utter stupidity!
* Alexis K. Tyler Claps Back: The queen of sexual wisdom tears into a critic with…
00:51:48 |
Fri 22 Aug 2025
Taking A Crawl Up Satan’s Anus
On Today’s Show:
Episode Highlights
* Crawl Up Satan’s Anus: A furious Christian caller leaves a scorching voicemail for her congresswoman, wishing her eternal damnation inside Satan’s rect…
00:31:46 |
Wed 20 Aug 2025
When Your Penis Shadow Looms Large
On Today’s Show:
* Scientology is back on its smear-campaign bullshit—this time on TikTok, going after Leah Remini.
* Lesbian rap star Humpback Chunk drops a preview of her new music… and i…
00:37:40 |
Mon 18 Aug 2025
Carnivore Cum Ice Cream and Emotional Support Lattes
Today’s Sponsor:
Episode Summary: It’s Friday, freaks, and Tim wraps up the week with a full buffet of bizarre human behavior, social media meltdowns, and questionable culinary experiments. F…
00:50:58 |
Fri 15 Aug 2025
“I Nuked My Diaper for Love!” – Adult Baby’s SHOCKING Microwave Poop Recipe
Today’s Sponsor:
On Today’s Show:
* ✝️ Holy Hookers? – Meade Skelton floats the idea of a wholesome, Christian escort service. No sex, just prayer and companionship… because apparently th…
00:56:40 |
Wed 13 Aug 2025
Which Disney Character Is Into Anonymous Raw Sex?
Today on the show:💃 Richard Simmons returns from the dead to motivate your fat ass (and sing about eclairs)💻 When your AI girlfriend turns into an accomplice in an assassination plot🐭 The shocking…
00:48:13 |
Mon 11 Aug 2025
Dildos Raining Down at WNBA Games
🏀 Distorted View Daily – August 7th, 2025 🍉🎙️ On Today’s Episode:
* 🚩 The Pledge of Allegiance—Westboro Baptist Church Remix Edition!
* 🍉 TikTok’s Watermelon Challenge: Viral stupidity or v…
00:45:37 |
Thu 07 Aug 2025
Scrotal Treatment For Your Blaque Alpha Daddy
On the Show:
Ball tapping is out — ball treatment is in. Today, Tim serves up a nut-centric audio buffet for sponsor Neetee, complete with black alpha daddy dominance drills. Plus:
* An eas…
00:36:46 |
Tue 05 Aug 2025
You Hungry? This Poon Is Ripe
On the Show:
💩 The Breakfast Bandit BlunderA guy tries to enjoy a chill Burger King lunch, but a suspicious cop launches an entire investigation because he might have said “breakfast.” A remind…
00:46:41 |
Mon 04 Aug 2025
Sex Hungry Bitch Vs. Board Of Education
On the Show:
💩 The Breakfast Bandit BlunderA guy tries to enjoy a chill Burger King lunch, but a suspicious cop launches an entire investigation because he might have said “breakfast.” A remind…
00:54:06 |
Fri 01 Aug 2025
Redneck Vampires Are Rising Up In The South
On the Show Today:
* 🚨 Masturbators on every corner! Tim’s Citizen app is blowing up with indecent exposures, naked CVS dancers, and mid-intersection jack-offs. It’s like Pokémon Go, but for p…
00:51:37 |
Wed 30 Jul 2025
Pummel Me, Bro: Alpha Male Homoerotic Hug Fights
On Today’s Episode:
* 🥊 Homoerotic Hug Fights: Welcome to the world of “Alpha Bro Pummeling” — when “testing your edge” means getting very, very close to your bro’s crotch.
* 🧑🎤 Meade Skel…
00:58:04 |
Mon 28 Jul 2025
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